true story!

My best friend Beth is another one who's always around to chat about the crazy things that happen at work. By "always around to chat," I mean, she has possibly the most stressful job ever and works insane hours and gets paid dirt...but anyway. Here is a conversation we had this morning:

me: so how are things? any better than last week?
Beth: Yah I just am so stressed out with work
me: yeah i bet
me: ps the governor was just talking to me in his office and he kept farting
me: like pretty loud
Beth: Ahahahahaha
me: and it was soooo hard not to laugh
Beth: That's amazing
me: he can't hear it but seriously, i mean how old do you have to be to not be aware that you're farting?
me: maybe he just thinks if he can't hear it, i can't hear it
Beth: Hahahahaha
Beth: Poor guy
Beth: He prob has no idea its happening
me: it's just sooooo awkward
Beth: Do you think he wears depends?
Beth: Perhaps he's lost control of what happens down there
me: hahaha i don't think he does but i guess i really just don't know


ps: another true story: while typing this, the Governor called me into his office. Apparently the dictaphone he uses to dictate his letters and pages of his book to me randomly came on and started playing something I recorded back in June. He now believes it is possessed. I honestly cannot wait to find out where this goes.