so far this morning, the governor has yelled at, i believe, 7 bank tellers from citizens bank, all the while trying to get somebody to say it's ok for him to borrow $30,000 (and to presumably overlook his massive credit card debts in the process). one of the poor souls he encountered asked him to please spell his name out. his response?

"I USED TO BE GOVERNOR! WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOW DO I SPELL MY NAME?!"

awesome. i mean, aside from the fact that, judging by voice alone, the girl on the other end of the phone lines was probably about 8 when he got elected. but that's neither here nor there. know your state's former governors names, and how to spell them! ass.


edit: in addition, one of my roommates had the following to say:

i'm so gonna do that any time someone asks me to spell my name. except i'll make up different things each time...

"I USED TO BE A FAMOUS SCIENTIST! WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOW DO I SPELL MY NAME!"

"I USED TO REPRESENT KENYA IN THE OLYMPICS! WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOW DO I SPELL MY NAME!"

"I USED TO BE A PORN STAR! WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOW DO I SPELL MY NAME!"